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baby belly, baby bump, pregnant

Post Birth Glamour

No more baby bump belly

Instead just stretch marks and a resemblance to jelly

Down below will never be the same

The 4th degree tearing and sutures made me lame

The bleeding and discharge for days on end

And the cramping of my uterus as it starts to mend

Giant maternity pads and disposable underwear.

The level of discomfort would make a nun swear

Crazy ass hormones and the baby blue days

As i walk around in a sleep deprived haze

My poor and swollen engorged chest

Smelly Milk drenched clothing is not the best

I’m no longer pregnant not that you can tell

Still in maternity clothes that don’t fit well

This is the after birth fun we mum’s go through

Brace yourself, deep breaths for your first post birth poo.